Thursday, November 13, 2008


"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."
- Robert Frost, Death of a Hired Man, 1915

And while our need is not that great, I am so grateful to have so many homes to welcome us.

We have thought long and hard about the choices we have made and the life that we are living. Costa Rica has been a wonderful experience, but like so many gringos that try it out, we won't make it past two years.

In the end, language barrier (totally my fault), lack of family and multitudes of friends, and fear of experiencing crime first hand have tipped the scales to our return. The final nail in the coffin was when I realized that we had successfully replicated our Silicon Valley life here. My husband is working the programmer schedule 10-7, nice for a single guy, sucky for a family guy. Might as well do that at home, where Mom can network with the other soccer/girl scout/karate/boy scout/ballet/science club?/PTA moms and understand the instructions.

After the decision had been made, we learned that Costa Rica is thinking of drastically changing the residency requirements. My friend talks about it in greater detail. So far they are just thinking about it, but.... um no. In a very amusing coincidence, our residency cards are finally ready.

You just can't make this stuff up.

I am sure that I will write more in the future about Costa Rica and our decision/transition to return home. And we will try to squeeze in as much more Costa Rica as we can in the meantime. But for now, there is so much to do.

28 days and counting.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Yes We Can

I know that this is an older clip, but it is still as evocative and inspiring and now reality.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - Poor Puppy

Why do we torture you so?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

How to measure your Blogging Success

What do I mean by successful?

There are several measures of bloggy success. Pretty much there are the two categories that we use to "rank" people in real life.

Rich and Famous

Just like in real life, you can be any combination. Rich or Famous or both or neither. Same is true for blogging.

If you blog for a small, select group of friends and family to keep them abreast of your life, you probably aren't in it for the glory. You are a successful blogger if your mom doesn't call you for new photos of the grand kids and no one reports you missing.

For the rest of us, fame and fortune are the benchmarks. Let's take them one at a time.

So you wanna be Rich?

There are many, many ways to attempt to monetize your blog. Most of results are top-secret. People generally don't disclose how much income they make, and if they do I tend not to believe them. Therefore, I am going to say that there are no real statistics, rankings, or other measures that I am aware of that compare your level with that of other bloggers.

I have not worked hard on this and I am sure there are great lists, links, and so forth on great blogs such as problogger. Or simply do a google search on such terms as "affiliate marketing" or "monetize your blog". There is certainly a wealth of information out there.

That being said, many of these things make me a little nervous. I am sure that there are great networks out there. But the little hairs on the back of my neck stand up when I hear words like "free money." I will say the two of the easiest methods for a beginner are Google Adsense and Amazon Associates programs. I have also heard good things about Blogher. Many people swear that selling private ads is where it's at. But a word of caution. Do not monetize too early. With very little traffic comes very little or no money. Which leads us to....


For this there are definitely ways to see how you measure up. You can sign your blog up with Technorati and see how you rank. I also like to check my blog juice, a calculation that takes your Alexa ranking, technorati data, bloglines and performs some hocus pocus and gives you a number between 1-10.0. The higher the number, the more popular and far reaching. You can also use a statistical program such as Statcounter or Google Analytics to see where your visitors are coming from (both literally and figuratively). Many have free minimized versions or trials and they are worth reviewing.

One word of caution, just try not to become obsessed with checking your stats. It can eat up as much time as social media (which is another post altogether). Both things used right are advantageous. Used wrong they become a major time suck and a stomp on your ego. The most useful thing you should be doing with these stats, is to use them to determine how to enhance your site. What are people searching on that brings them to you? Do they stay and look around?

This should help you enhance your content with better keywords, better post titles, better content. Better stuff leads to more readers leads to more money. Rinse and repeat. Anyway, that is the theory.

Tell me how you monitor blog success.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Is this women Crazy?

Thursday, October 16, 2008

How to Watch your money - Two angles

In our house, the money jobs are pretty well defined and divided. My husband would say he invests the money and I spend it. In many ways that is true. He does the higher level investing, I take care of the day to day. Neither of us is completely out of the decisions the other is making and no large decisions are made alone. However, if I am at Target and I want to buy an inflatable swimming pool for the kids, let's just say that I don't call in. On the other hand, I trust his decisions on investing and don't want a lesson on dividends, interest rates, and market trends every time. Perhaps I should be more interested. Okay, I know I should be more interested, or at least in the know.

With that in mind and my new iv connection to the Internet, I thought that I should see what tools might be out there.

For pure investment strategies, I have been "playing around" with my husband's financial website. I wanted to share it today. Especially as the markets go up and down, it is nice to see the "what ifs". Months after you make a decision, you can look to see how close to a good time you hit it. The Working Money (as in make your money work for you) is a free site to keep an idea of how you are doing over time.

He is still working on enhancing this site, but some of the features he has included:

  • Keeps track of dividends
  • Keeps track of cash
  • Allows two different ways of tracking stocks: simulating a real portfolio or keep a watch list of stocks.

You can always go look around, but to do more, you need to sign up for an account. Also, the website currently updates financial information on a daily basis, but if there is enough interest he will eventually make that part live. He has added some accounts that follow certain investing strategies or experts, The Little Book that Beats the Market for example . If you are into this stuff, you will see the accounts he made up and know who they are modeled after.

If you are interested, visit his site. If nothing else, it will give him a little buzz to see his stats go up. Don't tell him I sent you.

The second angle incorporates a budgeting and planning aspect. I have been entering receipts into excel for about a year. While that has stabilized my spending and purchase, it isn't doing enough anymore. I want to go beyond that. I am considering looking into more traditional programs such as Quicken and Microsoft Money. Thrive is a new website that I saw someone twitter, so I decided to check it out. I am not convinced I want to share all my financial information, but I have been looking for a tool to take my financial savvy to a higher level and this might be worth a try.

How about you? What tools do you use to see where your money is going?

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - The Artist At Work

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

5 Minutes for Isabella

There is a great, popular site run by twin Canadian Moms. I have participated in their blog parties. I have eyed their contests and giveaways with desire (hard to do it from Costa Rica) and awe at their web presence. I speak of 5 minutes for mom of course. Something that every Mom dreams of. 5 Minutes.

Any hoo.... they recently launched several offshoots. They call them the Sisters. There are 5minutes for special needs, going green, parenting and BOOKS.

I asked them if they might be interested in reviewing my book. After sending them a copy, no strings attached, of course, I was so happy to see the review they wrote. Lauren has gotten to the essence of the idea.

"...Isabella spends the day pretending to be great women from the past. The author does an excellent job of integrating the roles of these women into Isabella's every day life, and the illustrations are delightfully engaging."

Read more on how she connected with "My Name is Not Isabella.".

Monday, October 13, 2008

My Name is Not Isabella named SEMIFINALIST

It seems that "My Name is Not Isabella" has been named as a semifinalist in the Moonbeam Children's book awards for 2009 in the picture book ages 4-8 category. See entry number 9. I understand there were over 100 entrants into this category. Also, some of the other books are published by publishing houses such as Carolrhoda, a division of Lerner, Warner Press Kids, Sylvan Dell Publishing amd Raven Tree Press. These are experienced publishing businesses. I am floored. And happy. Stay tuned for final results.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

sHift Happens

I have ben working so hard to understand web 2.0, social media, internet "stuff." I forget how much all this "stuff" will impact my kids.

Amazon category puts me in good company

Today's Amazon Listing of "My Name is Not Isabella"

See that big circle up there? That puts "My Name is Not Isabella" as the 77th most popular book in the category of Children's books categorized as "People and Places" categorized as "Girls and Women." Sounds like a pretty specific category. 77th does not sound that impressive. So why am I so excited and telling you all this?

First, it is the first time "My Name is Not Isabella" has been categorized by Amazon. Second, it is categorized in a relevant category. And, please remember how many books Amazon sells and you can see why this has given me a little buzz for today. This ranking is updated hourly and I know we ill probably start to fall quickly. But for right now, the book is on a list with Nancy Drew, Pippi Longstocking, Fancy Nancy and Junie B. Not bad company if I do say so myself.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - Queen Me

Monday, October 6, 2008

We took a little mini-vacation

Wish You Were Here Too....

Thursday, September 25, 2008

How to publish children's book - some links to help

The web is, well, entangling. There is so much information available. If you are thinking/planning/dreaming/in the process of writing a children's book, you have to know some of the odds you are up against. Especially if you want to get it published. Or if you are thinking of publishing it yourself.

First, the writing:
I strongly recommend a writer's group or critique group. Being bound by three little ones, I found that the online groups worked best for me. I used critique circle. As soon as I start writing something new (ahemm) I will use it again. Some advise I got was fantastic, some less so. But at the very least it was beyond the, "it's so great, you are a talented girl" kind of comments.

Second, the publishing:
The Purple Crayon has links to so many articles, you could spend days here.
Jim Cox over at Midwest Review, besides being a review organization, has great content as well.
Preditors and Editors is helpful, and being sued for it.
IBPA (formerly PMA) has some great articles for everyone to see.

That should keep you busy for a little while.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

WW - My best attempt at a race car

Lucky for me, my 4 year old was thrilled with my torpedo submarine race car cake!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Lookybook Link

I can't remember how I heard about this website, but it is very interesting.

Lookybook has complete access to many picture books. It is like the Look Inside feature of Amazon, however you can see the entire book. I believe that the publisher has to provide permission and artwork.

From the standpoint of a mom who likes to read to her kids, it is a great idea. It is like an on-line borrowing library. However, it is not easy to perch three little ones around the computer with me without some fighting about who is sitting where, seeing what. But to have acess to all these books is a very cool idea.

From the standpoint of a publisher, it leads to an interesting question. If you give away all the content, will people still buy the book?

From the standpoint of a small self-publisher it is even more tricky. I don't have a huge marketing budget. I don't have connections to the Hollywood elite. I am working hard to get my book seen, heard, looked at, talked about, written about - known. Won't this do the same thing? And if people really like it, won't they buy it as per what I said above as a Mom User? It seems like a great idea.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Terry's at it again. With the Love.

Terry over at the Reading Tub is at it again. It seems when someone loves "My Name is Not Isabella," they really love it. She originally reviewed the book and said wonderful things. Then they did an interview with Jennifer Fosberry, author of "My Name is Not Isabella" (that's me). And now during an interview she categorizes my book as "book I am happy to read every time my daughter picks from the shelf..."

She likes me, she really likes me. And I like her for it.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

School Library Journal Love

Earlier I talked about getting book reviews for self-published books. I talked about getting pre-publication reviews. I talked about where I sent "My Name is Not Isabella."

Submission guidelines indicate how stringent they are. Glad that I chanced it as an independent publisher.

I am happy to brag that I will be getting a review in School Library Journal. They said wonderful things. Check it out. The list is alphabetical by author last name, so just keep scrolling until you hit "Fosberry."

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

MBP Big Brag: Foreword Magazine Review of My Name is Not Isabella is now online

Foreword Magazine is now online for the September issue. You can read everything they are saying about "My Name is Not Isabella." Go look.

Wordless Wednesday - Butterfly

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - Ain't she a beauty

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Official Publication Date - Book Launch

September 9. The Official Publication Date. "My Name is Not Isabella" is out. Okay, it was kind of out for a while, but now no more worrying about pre-publication reviews. I got everything I am going to get. So now on to selling, promoting and basking in the glow. And if you believe that the work is done, you are crazy!

Here at Monkey Barrel Press, we have been working hard to get to this launch. We have revamped the website and would love to hear your comments. And we have released a book trailer to entice people to buy. I am still not sure how effective these are as marketing tools. Time will tell on that. In the meantime, please enjoy.....

Monday, September 8, 2008

Comments from the peanut gallery

My six year old daughter says this to me.

"Mom, you're not fun. Dad's fun."
"I'm not fun?"
"Well, you are like science fun, Dad is like fun fun."


Saturday, September 6, 2008

Just for Fun: Native American Name Quiz

I saw this at Blog things website and I couldn't resist. Remember it is just for fun:

Your Native American Name Is...
Takhi Meda

Your name means: Cold Prophetess
Is it just me or does this sound like Tacky Media????

Friday, September 5, 2008

Haiku Friday - Rusty Poetry

I am a slacker.
Have not been here in a while
Poetry Rusty.

Need to stretch my skills
Join the group and Just Do It!
Practice makes perfect.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

ForeWord Magazine Love - Part 2

Early I bragged about getting a review in ForeWord Magazine. Now that I know what they are actually saying, I am so happy to brag about what ForeWord Magazine said about "My Name is Not Isabella". Not all of it, just the highlights.

"The mixed-media illustrations are often humorous, but always complementary to the text... The women’s biographies...can be springboards for discussions with boys and girls about social consciousness, heroism, motivation, and hard work. This educational book reminds readers of all ages that individuals can make major contributions to society."

-KaaVonia Hinton (ForeWord magazine September 2008)

Pretty cool. Go buy it.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - Tower of London Lego Style

My six year old calls this the Tower of Boleyn. She makes something similar every time we play with the Legos. Sometimes it scares me how much they absorb and recall. Although not sure if Henry used 'gators for guard duty.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

"how I choose library materials"... by a real librarian

I have always loved books. I have never looked for them far beyond the libraries and recommendations from friends and family. Now occasionally I will use the Amazon "if you liked.." type features. But how do the libraries decide which books to pick? Apparently those review journals I talked about (and some others) are pretty gosh darn important. But here is what one librarian in real life has to say about it. Lucky for me, a copy of "My Name is Not Isabella" is already in each of those places.

Now I just have to wait to see if anyone likes it.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Foreword Magazine Love - Part One

Earlier I talked about getting book reviews for self-published books. I talked about getting pre-publication reviews. I talked about where I sent "My Name is Not Isabella."

I am happy to brag that I will be getting a review in the September/October issue of Foreword Magazine. This publication is especially for reviewing books by independent publishers (so I am not up against the big publishing houses). They target booksellers and librarians and the like. On their Web site they state a circulation of 26,000. (WOW!)

"ForeWord receives more than 1,400 galleys/books, audios, PODs, and eBooks during every publishing period and can only select approximately 5% for review. Of the titles reviewed, 75-80% are nonfiction. Selection factors for nonfiction include current interest, editorial calendar, distinctiveness, preparation, and credibility. Fiction and mystery consideration is given to well-written books with interesting plots, settings, and characters. Other considerations for review include layout, audience, competition, and review space."
-ForeWord Magazine Submissions

Now reading these statistics, it seems like my book had a less than 1% chance of being selected for a review. I am feeling pretty big for my britches right now. Hope it translates to some sales!

Saturday, August 30, 2008


So my small knowledge of tropical storms is that they get named alphabetically alternating between male and female names. After the horrible events in New Orleans a few years ago, I am not sure I would want my child named Katrina. But now here comes Gustave. Hopefully the evacuations are orderly and timely this time around and my Gustavo won't be thought of AFTER a devastating tropical storm.

Even though he is quite a whirlwind himself.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

I have a Pre-Tween

When I was a kid, the wording was a little different. You were a kid. Then you were a teen. Then you were an adult. Three stages. Now there is pre-teen. And a new one tween. While I am not exactly sure what ages those terms correspond to, I am pretty sure that my six year old doesn't qualify as any of them. But with her attitude, she should. So I am going to call her a Pre-Tween. See what I mean:

Yea. Everything I want. Like a shower everyday and going to bathroom alone. That is just me. Greedy. Greedy. Greedy.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Reviews for Self Published Books

When you publish a book, "they" say book reviews are a big deal. "They" being the people that write the Bibles of self-publishing. Guys such as Dan Poynter and the Ross family. And yes I do believe that "they" know what they are talking about. And yes I have a well-worn copy of The Self-Publishing Manualat my desk right this minute. And there are many more a helpful books about self-publishing available.

Are there other ways to sell mucho mucho books? Of course. But this is the tried-and-true path, the way to start. Then you should think of your own suitable "out of the box" tricks to try.

Okay, this is my distillation and opinion on reviews. There are a few types of reviews:
1)Pre-press reviews
These are highly sought after publications. These are typically aimed at the wholesale opportunities. These are utilized by public libraries, school libraries and retail stores to select new acquisitions or selections. Supposedly if you get a good review it can help sell a lot of books.

This is how it works: you send them stuff very early (3-6 months before your publication date) and you wait. You don't bother them. They say so in their submission guidelines. Actually, most of them want F&G's (this means fold and gathers - we will talk about this another time, suffice it to say the first off the press pages gathered together, trimmed and folded). This shows that they have it early. Then you follow up later with a finished book. These review publications want to be the ones in the know and talk about your book before it is generally available or marketed. I understand that these reviews are difficult to get. There is stiff competition, not much space, yada, yada, yada.

Remember though, reviews can be negative in some places. The truth can hurt. But unless it is an atrociously horrible book that someone might be interested in that they want to warn the reading public, librarians, bookstores, etc. about NOT buying, if you are not good enough, you are simply discarded.

If the 4-6 months go by and your book goes past it's publication date and you haven't heard from these review publications. Forget about it, it's probably not going to happen.

Here are the places I sent "My Name is Not Isabella"
1)ForeWord magazine
3)School Library Journal
4)Publisher's Weekly
5)Book List

There are a few others to consider and there are some that strictly for adult literature that I skipped.

2)Early Reviews:
This is a much bigger and specific list. These are sent once you have finished books in hand. They are to get the book listed in directories, copyright registered (another time), follow-ups to the F&G's above, other reviewers, and to try and get it into wholesalers or distributors. This is very specific to your book and your marketing plan. Dan has a good list.

3)Ongoing reviews:
These are things to keep getting media for your book. Local newspapers, appropriate magazines, blogs. Again, this is a personal list. I will share more of mine as time goes on.

"They" say reviews are important. "They" say it is a key piece of your marketing efforts. "They" are hopefully right about this. I will let you know what happens for me.

Wordless Wednesday - Daddy Helps with the Kids

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Housing Prices Fall - Reconsiderations all around

Maybe we could afford to buy a house in the Bay Area again. Of course with no job, not sure if the economics would work out. Sigh. What to do? What to do?

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Girl Repeats Alphabet

W is my favorite!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - My Baby is TWO!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - My Man in the Yellow Hat

All he needs is George. Yellow is the new khaki.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - Just to remind you where we are

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Dancing Drench Dude

I thought this guy was funny. Enjoy.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Wizard financial What if tools - or what B has been doing for a year

We have been in Costa Rica for over a year. Working on "stuff." If you are a regular reader and you have not heard about my book, you must be blind, deaf and, well we don't use that other word in our house. But hubby has been busy too.

He loves the financial stuff (don't ask me) and wanted to learn some new programming language called Ruby on Rails (don't ask me) so he put something together.

Besides programming my Monkey Barrel Press website, he built himself a money, finance, investing, tooly website. For fun. Also, he is advertising my book on the side. (See, now how could you miss these subtle references?)


Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - SOLD OUT

Okay - it was only the first shipment to them, but still.... I feel so popular!

Some Blog Luv for My Name is Not Isabella

A while back I participated in the 5 minutes for Mom Ultimate Blog Party and provided a giveaway. I just got the books out and one lucky winner was so happy, she almost kissed the mailman. Not that we condone randomly kissing public servants, but "My Name is Not Isabella" really is that good. You can read about this winner's reaction at her very cool PaperDoll Designs Blog.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

My Mom got Kudos

The other day I was playing around to make a mosiac from meme questions. You had to use the answer to search in Flickr. One of the questions was what High School did you go to? When I searched on Hadley Luzerne, a photo from the SALS 50th annual dinner popped up. And suddenly I was looking at my Mom.

She was awarded trustee of the year. I knew she had received the honor, however looking at her photo so randomly popped up on the internet was special. My Mom is now famous. And beautiful. Hi Mom!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - More Photo Playing around

So I found Big Huge Lab Flickr toys. This is a really easy to use site and I have been playing. I'll show you some more fun stuff I did over the next few weeks. But really, you could have more fun there without me. So go visit and play.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

ABC in the Kid Lit world....How many do you know?

I love the Kid Lit world. How fun is this? Really, go look at the awesome collection of kid book stuff.

Monday, July 21, 2008

My FAVORITE children's book and the spell it weaves

I mentioned that we read at bedtime. Every night. Each kid gets to pick (sometimes with a little re-direction based on time and sleepiness) one book. Usually Bella picks princess stuff. Or stuff with a leading character that looks like a 6 inch tall blond bombshell doll. This stuff has it's place, but once in a while I like to be entertained by the selection as well.

One night, I pulled out MY FAVORITE. The first book I bought myself with my money. Okay, money given to me by an Auntie right at the door of the mall as we all went in shopping. Together. But I made the purchase, I made the selection, I paid the cashier. I was about six years old and extremely impressed with myself. I even managed to get a pair of plastic high-heel shoes with the change. I still have the book.

So one night, I pulled out MY FAVORITE. That original book. The Lorax by Dr. Seuss. The kids were mesmerized. It is quite a bit longer than many of the books I read at night. I used funny voices. I read it dramatically. They got it. They loved it. You could hear a pin drop in the room while I was reading. No comments. No interruptions. No wiggling. Just rapt attention. It just shows the power of excellent children's literature. I mean, really, who can compete with the Doctor?

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Just for Fun - Mosiac Meme

So while surfing through the Wordless Wednesday people, I found this lady, who did this Meme and tagged herself. So Tag, I'm It. It just looks too fun and random and artsy not to give it a try. And okay, it's not really wordless cause I gotta tell you how I got it.

a. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr Search.
b. Using only the first page, pick an image.
c. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into fd’s mosaic maker.

The Questions:
1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favorite food?
3. What high school did you go to?
Hadley-Luzerne High School
4. What is your favorite color?

5. Who is your celebrity crush?

Adam Duritz (okay, not really crush, just wow that is one emotional man! And that's how I swinging today.)

6. Favorite drink?

7. Dream vacation?

8. Favorite dessert?

Chocolate Chip Cookies
9. What you want to be when you grow up?

10. What do you love most in life?

11. One Word to describe you.

12. Your flickr name.

Fos (okay not really, there was nothing under jen poco loco or jen fos, so I improvised)

The Mosiac:

The credits:
1. Jennifer, 2. Pizza Mau, 3. LAKE LUZERNE ROAD, 4. Autumn walk, 5. Perfect Blue Buildings..., 6. llibreria - bookstore - Amsterdam, 7. OIA, handmade houses, 8. 14th August 2007 / Day 226, 9. I Love New York, 10. Life, 11. The Sweet Talker, 12.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Night-time reading

There are an awful lot of books for kids out there. Every night we read to the kids. Usually it is me who does the reading. I am better at a calming routine and an actual exit from their bedroom before everybody falls asleep.

But Bars really rocks the house. I have to say that they love his reading more than mine. He is so animated in his style and a mad ad-libber. For those of you who know him, understand it when I say that he is practically a kid himself. He has never lost his sense of play. This is something I love about him. It is also something that frustrates me when it comes time to decide between a piggy-back marathon or the dinner dishes.

But his reading style leaves me awed and inspired. Although, I do like it when the kids actually sleep before 10 pm!

Monday, July 14, 2008

100th Post - 100 Things (You saw it coming)

It seems that everyone does a "100 things about me" post when they reach the 100th post. I knew that this day was coming, but have been putting it off. 100 is a big number. I guess when you realize that you have written 100 posts, it should not seem so daunting. However, those 100 posts weren't all about me. They were about me and other stuff. This is supposed to be about me. Well, I will give it a shot and see where it goes.

  1. I was born during a late spring (mid-March) blizzard in the Adirondacks of upstate New York.
  2. My maternal grandmother walked from her work to the hospital in open toe shoes.
  3. This is something she has done before (open-toe shoes in the winter).
  4. She is less crazy than you would think and has always been my biggest fan.
  5. Every thing I hear about my maternal grandfather is glowing.
  6. He was an Irish shanty boy in mill-town, youngest of eleven kids. They were hooligans. Today that means juvenile delinquent.
  7. His brother grew up to be the Chief of Police.
  8. He grew up to play minor league baseball.
  9. In Nova Scotia, Canada.
  10. He was a slow runner (by baseball standards).
  11. He also put himself through college after being married and having a daughter (my mom).
  12. He was away from home in Massachusetts during the week, only home on the weekend.
  13. One weekend he came home and my Mom had stitches across her nose. She dropped the glass milk bottle when they used to deliver it straight from the farm.
  14. She still has that scar.
  15. The next weekend, she had a dislocated shoulder.
  16. He thought that she might be being abused.
  17. She wasn't, just the Rogers grace and accident proneness. Unfortunately, it is hereditary.
  18. He later was the local gym teacher/coach. Many Many Many stories about this.
  19. He was a tough disciplinarian.
  20. He was a marine and he and his brothers served in the Pacific during WW II.
  21. My maternal grandfather died one month after I was born.
  22. He was on his way to work when his car was struck by another driver.
  23. When he was hit his heart basically did an over-pump.
  24. I am told that he should have died on impact, however due to his outstanding physical condition, he didn't.
  25. He was 50 years old and in excellent physical condition.
  26. I am much younger and not.
  27. He regained consciousness at the hospital, however his aorta had lost all elasticity due to the stress of the over pump and couldn't pump blood adequately.
  28. Today they may have been able to use a plastic replacement piece.
  29. The whole town attended his funeral. I saw the newspaper clipping.
  30. The four corners where he was hit is one of the most dangerous in our town.
  31. They finally got a traffic light about five years ago.
  32. I am not sure if it helps.
  33. My mother was 25 years old when she heard the news.
  34. My mother still cries when people talk about him.
  35. My mother still flinches whenever the fire siren goes off and someone isn't home.
  36. A few years ago the school built a new gymnasium and named it after him.
  37. Over 20 years after his death.
  38. The fact that I never got to know him is something that makes me very sad.
  39. My paternal grandparents were always there as I grew up as well.
  40. My grandmother is a Polish farm girl from Deerfield, Massachusetts.
  41. She was the oldest girl in a family with ten kids.
  42. Her parents were immigrants.
  43. They had a farm.
  44. One time my father played a Garisson Keiler tape from Lake Wobegon days about the slaughter of the pigs.
  45. It talks about the respect the farmers have for the animals.
  46. She made him turn it off. She said it was too real.
  47. It is a fantastic piece of literature/storytelling/oratory.
  48. She also attended Deerfield Private Academy for boys.
  49. A very posh WASPY school.
  50. They let the locals attend.
  51. She talks about going home from school to change to work clothes and then running like hell to get through town to get to the fields without being seen by anyone.
  52. She was the ONLY one of her siblings to graduate from high school.
  53. I remember one year that she received a card from her older brother and was so happy to see that he had signed it himself. He never learned to read.
  54. From what I understand her life was rough.
  55. Her mother cheated at cards.
  56. Her mother enjoyed setting sections of the family against each other to watch the drama.
  57. The brother whom she was closest too was killed in his teens.
  58. He was struck by lightning while bringing in the horses during a storm.
  59. His name was Charlie.
  60. My grandfather's name was Charlie.
  61. My uncle's name is Charlie.
  62. My grandfather Charlie was from Gloucester, Massachusetts.
  63. He had a two-year college degree from Wentworth Institution in Boston.
  64. He was working as a handyman at the school when my grandmother was working there too.
  65. At one point he brought a carload of his "city" friends up to visit.
  66. Grandma had a lot of sisters.
  67. They played baseball in the backyard.
  68. After the fourth sister hit the fourth home run, she asked "want us to take it easy on you boys?"
  69. My grandfather worked for Niagara Mohawk, the power company.
  70. My grandparents wound up moving to upstate New York for his job.
  71. My grandmother didn't know anyone and was the only sibling that left the Deerfield/Greenfield area.
  72. I think that this was rough on her.
  73. She only speaks Polish on the phone to her sisters.
  74. One time, they had a Hungarian boy refugee in town, 16 years old and no English.
  75. They brought him to my Grandmother because she spoke Polish.
  76. Polish is NOTHING like Hungarian.
  77. That boy is my Godfather.
  78. My grandfather bowled.
  79. My grandfather was somewhat progressive, open to new ideas.
  80. My grandfather chewed gum constantly and clicked his dentures.
  81. My grandfather had the liveliest, brightest blue eyes.
  82. The last time I saw him was on a visit back east. During my stay he had had an episode and was in the hospital. I stopped on the way to the airport and as I peeked my head into the room, he said "There she is." Like he was waiting for me.
  83. The last thing I said as I left was "See you next time."
  84. He was cute even in old age.
  85. He had a private, intelligent sense of humor that was somewhat obtuse. As he got older it became more private and obtuse.
  86. I see that trend now happening to my Dad.
  87. It will soon happen to me.
  88. I grew up in a really small town.
  89. My dad owned the local pharmacy.
  90. My mom worked as a librarian until I was born.
  91. My mom was also my girl scout troop leader.
  92. I was in girl scouts until I graduated from high school. I know, kinda lame since I didn't get that many badges, etc.
  93. But I got to go to Bermuda in ninth grade with the girl scouts. How cool is that?
  94. I also taught myself to pogo stick, stilt walk and kinda unicycle when I was a kid.
  95. And I broke my left arm, my right wrist, cracked my ribs, needed staples in the back of my head, and broke my left leg. Remember #17.
  96. I graduated salutatorian of my class.
  97. I went to a small but good SUNY (Geneseo) school where I got suckered into taking physics.
  98. I went to grad school at another SUNY (Binghamton).
  99. I got a job at a IP start up in Silicon Valley and moved there in 1996.
  100. Met husband, had three kids, quit job to do the stay at home thing, it's hard, moved to Costa Rica for a while to see what that was about, published a children's book, write this blog and now you are caught up.

This post turned out not to be so much about me, but more about the people who formed me. The people I grew up knowing so well. So in a way, it is about me. Maybe someday I will write another list more about me and my life, although I am pretty sure that will wind up focusing on my husband and kids. Ain't that the way it goes.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Barenaked Ladies business model

I have spoken before of my love of the Barenaked Ladies. They are musically gentle, lyrically comical, occasionally high-energy and Canadian. While this is a great combination, they have only had a few mega-hits here in the States. Also, with the changes in the recording industry and having a large band, they don't seem to I am not sure if they have a million dollars. Okay, they probably do, but it just doesn't go as far as it used to. Even macaroni and cheese has gone up.

They are on the forefront of doing it themselves. They started as an indie band and they have returned to their own label. They sell their music over the internet. Here is a quote about it I found:

".....Having come full circle from the days of their homemade indie cassette, the little indie band that could have returned to self-rule with Desperation Records…albeit on a grander scale.

“Desperation Records and Barenaked Ladies Are Me,” Page explains, “are about forging new relationships with our fan base - online, in concert and on their stereos. It's the fans who make our music and the lives we lead possible, so we're trying to get the music to them in innovative ways.”

But here is the BRILLIANT thing that they have done. They have initiated an annual fan outing. Once a year, they do a cruise. It seems like a typical cruise idea (beautiful destination, on board activities, way too much food), except with performances by the band and some other bands they pick (at least I think that they pick them). They call it Ships and Dips. I think someday I would enjoy this.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Haiku Friday - In the dumps, perk me up

Haiku Friday

Feeling a bit down
Living in my bubble
So far from the States

If I were at home
That is the Bay Area
I would go Blogher

I could visit stores
Show off my book to the world
Everyone might buy

My market is tapped
Here in Costa Rica land
But it's beautiful

Bet you don't feel sorry for me, do you? Still, it is hard to promote from here. I feel overwhelmed by all the internet options. I feel scared to make phone calls. Cold call, Cold mail/promo to stores? Blog reviews and buzz? What will help the most. The train seems slow in starting. Will it ever get up to full speed? And will I be driving?

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Writing exercise - description of kid in the airport

This is something I wrote while waiting for my plane. A description of the time and place from an observer. I think it makes a story. I just wanted to share.

I love people watching. Lucky for me, sitting in the airport for 3 hours is a good opportunity. I can see agitated ladies, chilled out hippy travelers, and retirees. Mostly American vacationers heading back to the US. A guitar player has set up with a chair, an amplifier, a copy of his cd and his hat out. The sound of his acoustic guitar echo on the airport terminal. A little Motzart (ah….Motzart) a little Led Zeplin and a lot in-between.

What has been most interesting is watching a group of American teens. Probably about thirteen. Made up of about half black students and half white students. They didn’t mingle. And the white kids looked more dorky, like they were trying harder. There was one boy in particular that made me think. I remember him from my school days. He is a little sloppy and he has a big pimply nose. He doesn’t walk cool, he lopes. He probably actually reads and he likes sci-fi or fantasy books. He sits a little separate from the rest of the white kids. He seems to have manners. He is probably not the most popular kid of the bunch. This boy watched the guitar player for a while and then stood and finally made his way over. He pulled his wallet from his jeans and left a dollar. He loped back to the rest of the group and sat. He seemed satisfied with himself, for thinking of giving the guy a buck, for being grown-up enough to do it, and that it was done. I believe he will grow up to be a good man. I wish I had given him more respect when I was in high school.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - I am in AMAZON - I mean really there

I mean you can order my book and they will send it to you.

I feel like I have arrived.


Tuesday, July 8, 2008

How do I publish a Children's book - my thoughts on the process

Recently, one of my readers sent me an email asking some advise in this book world. I highly admire anyone smart enough to ask questions of people that are a little bit (or a lotta bit) ahead of them on the curve. Being pretty new to everything, I did my best. To further confuse you all, I am Jen, she is Jenny. With her permission, this is the interchange:

Her email: Hey there Jen!
I have 3 main concerns right now about my manuscript and the publishing process. Here are my questions:
1. My book is about our dogs. I won't bore you with detail, but since we brought our pups home about 16 months ago it has been a roller coaster ride, to put it nicely. Max and Molly have so many quirks, and as therapy for myself I wanted to introduce our dogs in a picture book. My story is more of a "meet and describe" type story, not a plot-based story. Ideally, I wanted to do a series, this being the first and then start doing plot-based stories. Do you think this is acceptable, or would most publishers frown at this type of story?
2. I have always been artistic, so I thought about illustrating myself. I bought some resource books, and am willing to put in the time and effort. I think the problem is, for EVERY PAGE of my book, I have specific visions of the illustration. If I decide I can't handle this, do hired illustrators do what you want, or are you at their mercy???
3. I looked into some publishing companies, but now I'm intimidated by their costs. How did you decide to publish the way you did? Are any of these companies legit? (Author House, Xlibris) Isn't there a way to publish at no cost to the author??? Or is that just for the best-selling authors?
Ok...I know I have more questions, but I'll stop here! I'm sure I've overwhelmed you enough already! Thank you SO MUCH for your time, and any advice you can give!!!

Okay, now for my words of wisdom.

Hi Jenny,
Sorry this took so long to get back to you. You asked fundamentally and philosophically difficult questions. The book business is a little snobby. Not quite wine-snob snobby, but close. While I am by no means an expert, let me explain how I see it.

There are essentially two/three ways to get published.
1)Submit and get accepted to a major/minor publishing house. There are many roads into this as well:
-get an agent (need to impress them with your work)
-attend book stuff/conferences/shows, etc. where editors speak and make contacts so that you can submit directly to them (need to impress them with your work)
-find publishers that publish similar stuff and submit to them (this is called unsolicited submissions or the slush pile (need to impress them with your work)

These are all pretty difficult until you are already famous and desirable. But there are stories of it happening. It takes A LOT of perseverance to do this. Some authors submit to upwards of 100 publishers before being considered. Some submit to one and get accepted. Some never get considered. It depends on how brilliant your stuff is, if you hit the right person in the right mood and luck.

If you get in this way, you probably get an advance and then some royalties after you have earned out your advance. (i.e. $2,000 advance and 3% of list to commence after the $2000 is earned). If you go this way, you will still have to do alot of your own marketing, but you will probably have assistance and guidance from your publisher. And if you don't do the art (or they don't want your art) they will pick. You have no say in illustrator, look, feel, etc.

This is the lowest cost entry into the publishing world. And one of the hardest to get through the first door. There are many, many resources about this path. Many suggest trying to write for Children's magazines first to get your feet wet.

Initially I tried this route. Some of my earlier (read not so good) attempts were submitted to the slush piles. No bites. Some tries at magazines. No bites. It is an over saturated market and they are really looking for things that will sell and hence make money.

2)Self publish 2a)The "easy" way is through a self-publishing organization such as Authorhouse, Xilbris, etc. I do not believe this is a good way. It just looks bad. They own your ISBN number (that is the 13 digit number on the book along the bar-code probably starts with 978). And it is really poo-pooed in the industry. If you were writing a book on crocheting steering wheel covers for tractors that had a very specific audience/market that you could easily tap into, ebooks and this type of self-publishing MIGHT make sense. Children's books do not really make sense unless it is just for your family and friends or ego.
2b)My route. Start your own publishing company. This is FAR more costly upfront. I really believed in my book "My Name is Not Isabella" and felt it could and would sell if done right (read content, art, construction, marketing, sales and distribution channels, etc. etc. etc.). And my husband believed as well. I did a lot of research. I did a lot of reading. And then we set aside a big chunk of money for me to try this. About a mid-level car. AND if I am lucky and sell all that I had made in this first print run, I may make $1-2K profit (before taxes). But if I can sell more, it gets better. If we get a second title, it gets better. It is probably a five year path to a profitable company that can afford to pay me. And it is learn as you go.
Going this way, you still fight the "self-published" label. My analogy is that they look at you like "OH yuk! Win-a-box," and you have to convince them to try it, it is really good. Some don't even try it, I mean wine in a box? Some try and don't like. Some try it and love it. It is a slow process. Ultimately my goal is to become a small independent publisher with a catalog of about 10 books a year. Then I can be one of those snobs. But this is a long way off.

So now that I have depressed you, let me answer your specific questions:
1) I don't know. I don't know what most people are looking for. I am sure that there are kids books about dogs. Some are fantastic and some are not. I am sure that there are many more about dogs that don't get published. Dogs could be good, lots of people have them. Dogs could be bad, lots of people write about their dogs. This is a classic, my pet/kids are so cute, I will write a story about them theme that pervades self-published stuff and can be what gives it a bad name. But if yours has a nice spin, an unusual thing, or is extremely well written, it could fly. Do your research. Go to B&N or the library and look and see what there is. Or search through Amazon.

Also, I strongly recommend you join a writer's critique group. Strangers, while being polite, can be an awful lot more honest than your friends and family. There is one that I have used online called Critique Circle. You get a free account. You critique other people's stories for credit. When you have enough credits, you can submit your own piece for critique. Look at some of the stories and critiques offered before you start.

2)If you think you can do the art, fantastic. This is not my area of expertise - I am, um, not. If you self-publish and hire, artists may or may not follow direction. It is an individual working arrangement subject to the personalities and contracts involved. However, if you find an artist that you like, I suggest you give them some latitude. Remember they may have some even better ideas and you should NOT be locked into it being YOUR dogs, but something that will appeal to a wide audience.

3)Hopefully the rant at the beginning gave you some idea about this. It is complex and there is not an easy answer.
So overall I would suggest you:
Join Critique group for your writing
Think about what you want out of this (fame, ego stroke, artistic outlet, etc).
Get Famous so you can do anything you want.
And then.........

Mention my wonderful book.

Hope this helps some.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Mine Sweeper - the Movie

Waldo found this one for me. It's hysterical.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Family of Librarians

I may or may not have mentioned before that I come from a book family. A librarian family. We got librarians coming out our ears. My Great Aunt Joan was one in Syracuse, New York. My Mother was at the Luzerne Library. Her cousin Dana studied it, before turning to more lucrative employment. Dana's daughter (my cousin) is right now a librarian in upstate New York primary school(okay, technically she is actually on summer vacation).

Lots of librarians. Lots of love of books.

What a great way it was to grow up, what a great family to be a part of.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Haiku Friday - Gym Today!

Haiku Friday

I have a mission
Going to join the gym today
Even if it kills.


Wish me luck. I really need to start exercising, eating better, taking care of myself. You know the drill.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

My First Review at The Reading Tub

As I may have mentioned, I have been sending out book packets in hope of reviews, awards, recognition, fame... you know.

Well, My Name is Not Isabella has it's first review. It is at The Reading Tub and you can follow the link to see what wonderful things have been said about the book.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Wordless Wednesday - Not Now Mom, I'm Busy

Monday, June 30, 2008

Brooke Shields, Billy Crystal and Jennifer Fosberry!

So I have been sending the book out for awards, reviews and the like. One place that I sent it to, Readers Views has accepted it for future review. It is in the pending section. I am not exactly sure what this means. I think it means that they have the books available for review, if anyone is interested. It will probably be a wait.

Still, the first time I looked I was on the list with Eric Carle and Jane O'Conner (of Fancy Nancy fame) who are two well known children's book writers and Brooke Shields and Billy Crystal, two superstars who have recently published in this genre. Pretty good company. As you can see, it has since changed. These things are pretty dynamic. I still feel pretty famous right now.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Sound of Music our family style

We recently watched The Sound of Music. As a family. I forgot how good and how long it is. It is really long by today's standards. Did kids used to sit still this long? I ran into the same situation with Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Pete's Dragon and Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Seriously?

But Sound of Music was a winner.

It was an opportunity to talk about listening and obeying with respect (ala frogs in the nanny's bed being a big "no no") and that not everyone has lots of clothes. That there are some bad people (the soldiers) and that family should stick together. All good stuff. Although explaining WW II and the German occupancy/influence over Austria to a 6 year old was a little touchy.

It was also an opportunity to learn some rockin' cool songs, old style. Bella has been singing the "So long, farewell..." song for days. My favorite line

"I'd like to stay and taste my first da da do da do da do da, do da da do da do...."

Are we a classy family or what?

Thursday, June 26, 2008


I LOVE the Barenaked Ladies. From way back when I had a million dollars. And this is a great play on that old joke from childhood. And they pick on Pluto.


Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Story Time Reading at The Wooden Horse

On my long and eventful trip to California, I managed to get the book into a few stores. The FIRST store that accepted it and liked it and kinda made a fuss (which felt oh, so nice) is The Wooden Horse in Los Gatos, California. Here's a picture of their display.

The Wooden Horse is a beautiful store with many toys that you just can't find in the mega-stores. Most don't even require batteries. I bought the kid's gifts there (and probably need them to sell many more books to make up for it).

They have sold out of the first delivery, are almost out of the second delivery and asked for ten more books (which my sister-in-law delivered for me yesterday). I feel like a success.

On top of that, once a month they host a storytime. Tonight they will be reading My Name is Not Isabella. I am pretty excited. I hope everyone loves it.

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